Get some 'of frost and inject it.

Maybe you will live longer.
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A Russian scientist-and it's really hard not to add to his professional position, the word "crazy" because "a mad scientist" sounds just fine-a Russian scientist claims that thanks to injections of a bacterium of 3.5 million years found in Siberian permafrost for two years is immune to.
And indeed, this might even be the key to immortality.
The Russian scientist, Anatoli Brouchkov, head of geocriologia department at Moscow State University, told the satellite channel Russia Today have more energy and a stronger immune system since-after successful experiments on mice and end moscerini- it is injected into the bacterium Bacillus F.
"My forces were multiplied, I could work longer," he said.
"The past two years I have not even had an influence.
But further experiments are needed.
We need to understand how this bacterium prevents aging.
I think that science should move in this direction.
What is the mechanism behind it?
And how we can use the bacteria to our advantage? "
The F Bacillus is one of three very ancient bacterial strains discovered in 2009 in the permafrost in the Russian republic of Sakha Republic.
After that discovery, many scientists-including Professor Sergei Petrov of the scientific center of Tyumen-conducted various experiments on animals and found that the bacterium increases the longevity and fertility of mice ( "Not only older mice began recuperate, but they have also begun to calve, "she said surprised to Siberian Time).
They are also initiated experiments on human cells.
But for now, Brouchkov is the first to inject directly into a vein an old bacterium a few million years.
"I think [the world] there immortal bacteria, the eternal beings, who can not die.
Or rather, they have the ability to defend themselves, "he told Russia Today.
"Our cells are not able to defend themselves from harm.
But these bacteria are able to defend themselves. "
Neither Brouchkov nor his colleagues are able to understand the mechanism that makes these immune cells.
Basically found a little 'dirty ice, if it is injected, and now is powerful.
In a little 'do not even stop bullets.
The flames do not tangeranno.
Anatoli Brouchkov, unconquered and giganteggiante, skyscrapers will launch to the moon.
If we want kingdoms on earth peace, we must immediately begin to inject the same Bacillus F into another man, to counter the threat of Brouchkov.
But perhaps even die crushed by invincible hands of Brouchkov will be a relief.
Considering the fact that scientists are trying to achieve immortality (or at least the extreme longevity), the question we must ask ourselves is whether we really want to live forever.
We really want to be there in 3015, we and a bunch of crazy Russian scientists and forzutissimi as companions?
Want to live another thousand years?
Think of how many accumuleresti debts.
Think of how many people will know at parties that ultimately do not endure and will force you to change car when you will realize that they are taking the same meter to go to work.
Think about how you can survive even without watching The Wire, and you'll have to tell someone how you came to the fateful threshold of 500 years without looking.
Think of what could be shameful your life if you start telling people you have started writing a novel and then, 6000 years later, still have not finished.
No.
No thanks.
I, eternal life, no.

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